rap battle between cody and i LOL

This be a song for Mac,
More traumatic than a heart attack,

Mac has hair of black,

That runs long, down her back.
She lives across the street,

She loves her red meat,

She goes into heat,

When I'm on the beat.
I know the words to use,
To make a sexy muse,

To light your sexy fuse,

To get in bed with yous.

Dylan might be British,

But I'm 1/16th Yiddish,

I think this song is finished,
Take that Dylan Deminished

Now I think you told it right
But just shut up and sit tight
This is about the boy who lives across the street
Who I feel I've known since he sucked his mamas teet
Which he stopped just 2 years ago
You d
on't worry tho
Cause he's the most metal guy around
And its pretty brutal I've found
So don't go messin wit his shit
Or ull end up in my bitch fit

Yo, I will drop a bomb,
Like the U.S. at 'Nam.
Dylan's off the chain,
He's livin' in the rain.
He plays a brutal bass,
But I'd hit him in the face.

Now step off step off
Like the rules between pamela anderson and the hoff
You don't touch and u don't look
For you don't play by the book
He puts ur guitar to shame
Cause he gets paid for his fame
Now son don't take that to heart
You just can't reach the hit chart

Mackenzie, you can't touch me,
I'm the master as you see.
My rhymes are sick,
And your words I flick.
I may not get paid,
But at least I get laid.

You think you're so cool
But I play u for a fool
Master of puppets
Oh fuck it
Ur the puppet urself
Just an imaginary played elf
I keep my pimp hand strong
And you can't do me wrong
I pull your strings
That's why u touch ur thing
And my dear boy thats not getting laid
With urself u just played

I'm about to make you cry,
And soon I'll tell you why.
Your boyfriend is a ghost,
And I've got the most.
I hide under your bed,
Surviving on your bread.
I listen when you masturbate,
And damn, I just got off, a bit too late.

Not only do u hear me masturbate
You listen to the love dylan and I make
When the bed is a rockin
U best be knockin
Some sense into your little ball
He feels so lonely and small
Well introduce ur innocent life
To my sex with a knife
Bitch u best be crying

Cause you know I'm not lying