Sunday, May 10, 2009

Star Trek, Carnies, Evil Clowns, and Caramal Apple puke.

BAH! I need to keep up with these? Why?! I DON'T KNOW! I JUST MUST!
Nobody even reads these... so it doesn't matter much, but SHUT UP!

Anyhow... I have reasoning as to why I didn't blog yesterday or the day before.
Friday... I went to school, track, then work until 8. At 8 we left for STAR TREK!!!! Opening night baby! You know you're almost a Trekkie when you're sitting next to a guy with greased back hair into a ponytail, thick black glasses, a pig like nose, big teeth, a SIGNED Captain Picard T-shirt, Star Trek emblem pin on his shirt, eye brows arched in that way that makes you feel inferior to his knowledge, but makes you feel okay about yourself cause you know he lives in his mother's basement and you both start saying the official Star Trek quote together.

There were some ladies in the back... like 60 years old... and every little Star Trek joke that was said that others may not get... They LAUGHED... hysterically... it was freaking annoying. Like it was chuckle worthy. Like... ha hey, that refers to episode 12 season 3 of the original Star Trek. That's funny. Not AHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT AHAHAH OMG OMG OMG! AHAHAHAHAHA.
No... -_- just laugh and get over with it.

We didn't get home until about 2. I had to get on a bus for a track meet at 6:30 in the morning too. So I woke up around 5 and took a shower and got ready and slept the whole way to the track meet. I didn't have to do anything until about 11. So I slept until then too. I ran my 100m Dash and got first with a 12.4. Jumped, got second with 16.1. Ran my 4x1. We were in last when I got the baton... AGAIN.... and I pulled a third place out of my ass. Then I slept until my 200m. Mariah, my rival, was running this. She was ahead of me around the corner and a good way down the straight, but I kicked it into gear and pulled in front of her with a 25.6. Then Dad took me to the Flying Pig and we had dinner then we drove home. I slept in the back the whole way, got home, crawled in my bed at 6 and didn't wake up until 8am this morning.

I was on the internet until 10 then took a shower. Went to work at noon, got off early today cause it was Mother's Day then WENT TO THE CARNIVAL. Okay the Carnival... sucked, but since I went with Jennifer. It was pretty awesome. Has anyone ever seen the show Hurl! ? It's an awesome show where they give guys pounds of food to eat. 5 guys start out and the top 3 guys to eat the most food get to go to the next round. BUT before they go to round 2, they have to ride a carnival ride. If they puke on the ride... or before... or after... or AT ALL, they lose. Once they get done with the carnival ride, they go and eat more food. Well I wanted to play this game with Jennifer. So I ate 2 Caramal apples and she only had one then we went on the Kamikaze twice. Then the Tornado. Then I had 2 more caramal apples and she had nothing. We went on the Strawpples as I like to call them, the Bumper Cars and the Kamikaze again. Then I had 3 more caramal apples and she had one. By this time the rides were shutting down, so we got one ride out of the Tornado and then ran on the Indiana Jones ride thingy.
Newland came with Mrs. Noriega (I don't know if they're dating or what and I'm not saying they are, but they do hang out) he asked us to take Mrs. Noriega's son on the rides cause Newland couldn't do them all. He did a few with us. So we took him on everything. There was this freaky clown in the house of mirrors too! I got a pic with him. Let me see if I can upload him real fast.


Now Why the HELL does this Clown have a knife if he weren't intended to scare little children. Seriously... lol WTF? It's amazing. I love it. Mackenzie's (not me) Father won a giant stuffed dog and he didn't want it... so he gave it to me! =D He's so cool.
No one lost the Hurl! competition, but I won, because I had a total of 7 Caramal apples and Jennifer had 2. Nobody puked, but I ate more, therefore I win. Right? RIGHT!

Then we were leaving and a bunch of Carnies asked us if they could come with us to the party we're like... Do we look like partiers to you? Hahaha lamoes. Then I finally got home... just so I could blog all of this for you. Yes... you. The people that don't read my blogs. =P

So I'm going to internet around a little bit more then head off to bed. So goodnight.

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