Epic Tale

I left this tale on a friends Myspace bulletin... just to confuse the fuck out of him.


In a world of Magical Unicorns and lonely beavers held war against each other, Boris the Unicorn was sad and lonely. He was sick of the death and pillaging and decided to run away. The Unicorn commanders hand no idea where he went and sent out search parties for him, but Boris's hiding was of the master skills. Gretta the beaver was having the same issues. She watched as her brothers and father fought in the war. She lost several brothers and had few left. She was tired of her blood stained clothes and the blood stained battle fields. One day she packed up her clothes and some food and ran away. Her Father was a commander and he wanted her back immediately. He sent out a squad to retrieve her, but she hid so well they couldn't find her. When hiding one day, she bumped into a Unicorn and screamed. The Unicorn quickly covered her mouth and waited as the Beaver squadron passed by. She thanked the Unicorn and fell deeply in love with him. In the bushs the Beaver and Unicorn made sweet beautiful love and the Beaver found she was pregnant. They kept it secret and stayed in hiding until the baby was born. Boris and Gretta presented their Beanicorn to the generals for a hope of peace. The Generals both found it to be an abomination and killed the baby and slaughtered the parents. The end.