Mustaches

The hair that lies beneath your nose
Most fashionable on men
More commonly, wealthy men.
Rarely fashionable on women.
Goes dashingly well with a top hat
and monocle
Thin ones
Busy ones
Curly ones
Flat ones
Handlebar
Manchu
Toothbrush
Full
Red ones
Brown ones
Blond ones
Gray ones
Black ones
Crumbly snacks saved for later
Warm maxillas during winter
Shade for lips during Summer
there's not reason NOT to have one.
It may low below the nose
but it reigns superior to the upper lip.
Now I mustache you,
Will you grow a mustache?