I have created a being

MacZombie says:
.... you guys....
I've created someone.
I made him...
with my own imagination.
Aubri says:
oh no
MacZombie says:
... a long time ago... I met a man... his name was Zelda Death.
Clint has been added to the conversation.
MacZombie says:
Not many people talked to him
on the internet
but I did.
And we became close friends.
He told me about his life and how he has a fiance
named Trish.
the family guy forums eventually shut down
and I hadn't heard from him in a while
but he messaged me on myspace
and we ended up talking through myspace...
BUT then he dropped off the face of the earth again....
and I hadn't really thought of him.
A few months later we started a new forum and he came as Link Life
we retouched our roots and reconnected
he disappeared again though
and a few months later I asked myself where he had gone off too
and lo and behold... he suddenly appeared on Twitter
and we talked on Twitter...
then again he fell off the face of the earth
but then I thought about him and he showed up... this time... he's married. He married trish finally.
we talked for a bit... but then he disappeared again...
and just yesterday... I was taking a shower... and I asked myself... where is Link LIfe.....
and today.... he posted a tweet.
How can one person avoid the internet for so long?
...
I have the solution
he's a figment of my imagination.
He agrees as well.
He's calling me god/lord now.
/creator.
it's the only explanation I have.
Clint says:
question mark?
Aubri says:
wow
jennifer says:
totally.
MacZombie says:
... my mind... has been fucked.
Aubri says:
in the ass man
that was WEIRD
MacZombie says:
he has to be imaginary.
There's just... no other...
I seriously want to cry.
He only appears on the internet when I think of him.
jennifer says:
....
not good kenz
not good.
Aubri says:
wow
jennifer says:
does he appear after long bouts of the no sleeping thing?
MacZombie says:
... no.
Aubri says:
you sure?
MacZombie says:
And he's Zelda related.... so... I mean.... that would be me.....
OH
and he tried to tell me he could type in another language so I couldn't have thought him up
because I wouldn't know that language
but I have this nifty little translator
where I can read or write in any language.
Life... is so confusing.
Aubri says:
OMG
MacZombie says:
now he's complimenting my wittiness.
good creation
good
jennifer says:
I'm tired.
MacZombie says:
I took a nap yo
Jen...
Aubri says:
god this movie sucks ass (she was speaking about Inglourious Basterds and that's why the next head bang of texts takes place.)
MacZombie says:
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jennifer says:
yes?
MacZombie says:
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that was my face.
*(breath*
*breathes*
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion
*exhales*
okay
Jen...
jennifer says:
mac..
I dont think I want to know.
MacZombie says:
does this remind you of Crista and I?
http: //27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx5mxbY0BT1qzdl9go1_500.jpg
jennifer says:
omfg
no way.
MacZombie says:
?
jennifer says:
yes.
to much.
MacZombie says:
it's quite frightening....
the internet...
jennifer says:
very much so.
MacZombie says:
... I thought I was joking
when I said...
It is my life...
it was an exaggeration
but look at me!
Look at what I have done!
I've created LIFE!
and the internet...
jennifer says:
You've given birth!!
MacZombie says:
it knows my life!
I am it...
and it is me.
We are one
and one are we.
I have... the world wide web....
at my fingertips!
SHALL I CHOOSE TO ABUSE THIS POWER?
I think not
for not only do I own the internet
but it owns me
We are both eternal slaves to each other!
Always vowed to bid ones' deeds
as I the other is to bid thy others'
our world... has just collided...
jennifer says:
.........
Mac...
did you takez some sleepinz pillz
MacZombie says:
I DID NOT

MacZombie says:
he's talking to me about Left 4 Dead now....
he is me.
jennifer says:
.......
MacZombie says:
and I am him
jennifer says:
I think life has finally broken you.
MacZombie says:
we are one.
jennifer says:
Is it sad that thats how I think about josh.
MacZombie says:
IF I COMMIT SUICIDE TONIGHT!
I want one of you to document my life
write it all down
what you can record that is.
for you don't know my life
and make a book about me
make me famous!
for I have
created life
and inanimate life has created me
jennifer says:
I really think you took something.
MacZombie says:
Or my eyes have just been opened!
To a world
that I had no idea bout!
a life...
that I did not know I harbored
until it spoke to me
face to face
after a long attire of non speaking!
Life... as we know it... is not... as it seems.
This whole time! I've been begging to go to Wonderland, when I didn't even know... Wonderland came to me.
jennifer says:
she took something.
Aubri says:
you sound like a crack head