I sometimes pretend I'm in a Zelda Game when I go in my Dad's Bathroom

because he has two doors and two sets of light switches, but they recently broke, so you have to have the right one on and the other one off in a various order.

So you run back and forth trying to figure out the correct way and maybe a key will drop so I can unlock the other door.
But then I think that it’s too easy and think that maybe there’s a floormaster over head
and he’s going to drop

So I scream and run out of the bathroom.

Because Floormasters are my biggest Fear in life. Right next to growing up.