How do I start off one of these?

Bum bum bum bum I don't know how to start these things. I don't like diving right into it because they usually all start with Soooo.... or.... Well..... No... that's just bad writing skills. I'm better then that. They should be in essay format or something. I'm not sure. I guess I can make it however I want it... well I want it in nice format... what ever that may be.

ANYHOW...

Today I didn't have to work until 3. Which was nice. So I spent most of my time online. (Yes I do know I'm addicted to the internet. This is old news.) I was mostly on The NIRF forums. They're so scientific there, maybe if I talk to them, my grade in science will go up? Hopefully. I started slamming my face in Chemistry one day simply because I had no idea what was going on and I found more fun in slamming my face into the desk trying to make my face go numb then understanding how many... I don't even remember.... maybe I shouldn't have slammed my face into the desk so much? Hmm.... the only reason I'm trying to pass that class (well there's two reason, the other reason is so I can get out high school) BUT THE MAIN REASON... is because I know I'll need to know chemistry to understand quantum physics and I want to help Sam find his last leap home!
So then I went off to work, and time fleeeew by. I kept myself busy most of the time. Then, right after I locked the doors and set the alarm I went to my car, but some guys came to the door and wanted to buy phonecards, so I went and unlocked the door and let them in, but when I unlocked the door, I set off the alarm. So I waited for the cops and explained to them that I set it off. It was Rangel, so he was like, "it was an accident and you don't have anyone behind the counter making you say this so they don't get caught? " and I laughed and I was like well you can check just in case. So he went around and checked. Then he said "You get up!" and I jumped like WTF? then he just laughed at me. Then I went and played softball with my boss for a little bit.

Came home and got on Stickam with Emma and Amanda and Jenna. Stickam's pretty fun... I'm just afraid of what I do behind the camera that I don't pay attention to. *picks nose*

Now... explain to me. Why do I talk about my day to you blog? Nobody will enjoy to read this. Nobody even does read this. Am I just doing this for my own entertainment? Maybe I'll be famous someday and all my fans would love to read about my life? That's a possibility I guess.
Haha I had a random girl add me a few days ago on myspace. And today I got a message from her replying to one of my bulletins. She just looooves all of my answers and she reads all of them. That kind of made my day. I love to entertain, and I made this girl laugh with my surveys, which made me happy that I'm making someone laugh out there. I want to entertain millions someday. I think that if I ever make a movie, that I'll be able to entertain millions at a time.

My Father and I went out to dinner tonight, practically because we're out of food in the house. O.o During dinner we discussed weird sciences in the past. We spoke of the bermuda triangle and how there is a possibility of a time warp with all the minerals there and what not. Then he explained to me that a while back around WWII they were screwing around with science to cloak battle ships, and like Einstien and a few other famous scientist were involved and they hooked up this mass of enegry to a generator and they actually dissappeared for a time. When they came back, some of the men were like molded with the ship and it was a gruesome site. Dad said that it's supposedly true. I would like to believe it... and hell I do believe it, but that's terrible for the guys that became ship people.

I also got my contacts yesterday... and damn they're thick... it's like putting a monocle in my eye. Freaking weiiiird. I wonder when my jacket will get here in the mail? Hmmm it doesn't say. Well Damn. All it says is this: Your item was processed and left our JACKSONVILLE, FL 32099 facility on April 24, 2009. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.
WELL SCREW YOU USPS!!! Never get me my mail on time. -_-
I hope you die.

So... I think I'm going to go to bed now. Goodnight.