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I Hate Stupid Myspace Forwards
Once upon a time there were all these kids who went to a school in the middle of no where in Nevada. One girl was checking hey myspace one day and it said BMHS Hos List.
And she was all, "Like OMG! They finally put this up about our school. Oh Snap! I wonder who's on it.
OMG What if I'm on it? I'm not a ho!"
So she opens it and it has some lame story about some girl and this guy and a clown that kills them all.
Then at the end of it, it said, "If you don't repost this in 10 minutes as (Your School's) Hos List that clown will stand by your bed tonight and kill you"
"Oh no!" She screams.
"I better pass this on!"
So as she was just about to repost it, she sees another bulletin that says "The Hos list... REALLY? Come on Guys.
"
She looks at it intrigued and decides to open that as well. Within the bulletin it says, " You guys are ridiculous stop posting the dumb clown story, it will not come tonight at your bedside and kill you .
I swear to god, if you repost it, I will come to your bedside tonight and kill you.
"
The girl laughed at her friends lame joke, but still fears the deadly clown that may come if she doesn't repost the Ho's List. So she does so and goes to sleep peacefully that night.
At exactly 12:42am she slowly motions out of sleep. She feels cold and reaches for her blanket, but she can't grab it. She opens her eyes and looks for her blanket, but then she notices something move in the shadows. She looks over towards it and finds that same girl who posted the bulletin about NOT posting the Ho's list. She laughs, "You know that's pretty funny for you to go through with this just to scare me. That's good.
"
The girl replies back, "I thought so too." Then she pulls out a knife and stabs her in the chest repeatedly. Over and over again. Blood is strewn all over the room and The girls cries became more faint and muffled as she drowned in her own blood.
The next day the mother finds her daughter missing and calls the police. They never found the body. Only a note on her bed that says, " Don't pass along stupid Forwards on Myspace.
"
Now... if you pass along a stupid forward on myspace such as the Hos list or something else where you're gunna die if you don't do so... just remember, you're going to do if you do do so. So either way You're screwed.
HAHAHAHA You rock. :)
ReplyDelete~mara